Not again!

Those weird people with the strange questions and mysterious commentary are back. I'm thinking of just making a list of the usual questions and leaving it here with my answers.

Did I ever sleep with Kira? Hell no.The curse does not fucking count. Neither do memories I don't have of past lives. Katou? NO. Would I? No. What would it take for me to leave Sara? Nothing. Ever. Stop asking.

While we're at it, why don't I ask you some. How the hell do you know who I am? What will it take to make you leave me alone? And what is this fanfic you keep talking about?

Next...Katou's gone. It'll suck without him and Kira-senpai, but hopefully he's happy. Wherever he went. Michael and Lina are also gone. ...I do know quite a few midget redheads.

And Lyra, I know I was gone for a while, but is that bouncer job still open? I'd like it if it is.

For today, though, I'm staying inside. I think that's safest.

[ooc: I'm doing this from a cell phone while organizing a bunch of stuff, so please be patient with responses, here or otherwise. Feel free to fourth wall his brains out.]